Carly Rae Jepsen Throws Terrible First Pitch

Fail n Funny Compilation July 2013 # 1

PEOPLE ARE AWESOME 2013 [NEW VERSION]

Strange Universe: The Cyril Varghese Story

Where's she been?

Remember Aishwarya Rai? I used to think she was pretty darn hot...

Sometimes life happens though. We get older and things change. We start to lose our hair, our metabolism slows down, we have children, etc. When I turned 30 last year, I started to reach the lowest point in my premature mid-life crisis. When I think about it, things aren't really that bad. I've been happily married for a year, I live in the house I grew up in and I'm finally free of of all the losers that made life a living hell in my 20s (longest decade ever... for me)! As time moves on, so do we. I'm blessed to have learned that. Hey, it could be worse.

Selah's (My niece) Mini Gospel

Return of the Writer

Okay, I know it's been a long time since I've posted anything unique or meaningful on my blog but as I wrap things up at college, I hope you'll be pleased to know that I have returned. I promise to put up some more posts. This time I'll start posting some more self-reflecting blogs.

It has been quite a while since the last time I've written something you can actually read. Before, I was just posting crap up here just to see how many visitors I could entice. That got old and boring so I'm going to start fresh. I hope you enjoy.

YOUBOLLY - FREE BOLLYWOOD MOVIES

I'm putting together a blog/website which compiles all the Bollywood movies I can find for the convenience of others. Please check it out! I'm continuously updating it!

YOUBOLLY.BLOGSPOT.COM

Extreme Home Makeover: Indian Edition

Here's a video my brothers, cousins and I created for our cousin, Bejoy and his wife, Juby's wedding. Mad props to my older brother Shane on editing and putting the whole thing together!

Oh Sweet Kajol!

I remember the first time I saw Kajol, was when I borrowed a copy of Kuch Kuch Hota Hai from a girlfriend of mine to watch. She had this unmatched cuteness in that movie that drew me to her. And so my crush on crush on sweet Kajol began.





That is until I started to notice a recurring theme in many of the pictures and movies I saw of her.... she had........... a UNIBROW. Look closely:





eesh...



and perhaps the most damning piece of evidence...


Check out what I found on imdb.com under her profile (highlighted in red)! Here's the link so you can check it out for yourself: HERE

Biography for
Kajol

Date of Birth
5 August 1974, Mumbai, India

Birth Name
Kajol Mukherjee

Height
5' 2" (1.57 m)

Spouse
Ajay Devgan (24 February 1999 - present) 1 child

Trade Mark
Her uni-brow

Seriously? It's like $7 for a threading here in the States! It takes like 15 minutes.... no jokes, I've had to wait on girl friends while they get it done..... oh shut up.

On the other hand I've seen plenty of other pictures that remind me of how cute you look. Maybe in a way it sorda looks like you have an angry look....boy do you look cute when you're angry....



After deep soul-searching I've realized that my crush goes much deeper than any uni-brow. I love you, Kajol, AND the long patch of hair located directly above her eyes. I've realized that her uni-brow is just a guilty pleasure of mine. It symbolizes her sweet innocence... her carefree attitude towards life.... ok, I can't think of anything else.

Either way, her brow has grown on me...haha......."grown" and I've had to do a little upkeep on my own uni-brow every now and then even (though I could go without doing so if it weren't for the world's perspective on what a 'well-kept' brow should look like!) Maybe she's just stronger than me. If we ever meet, I'll bring my beard comb and we can comb each other's eyebrows while staring into each other's eyes. Till next time my friends....

Turtle chills by the Pool

My new turtle, Lagi, takes his first drink by the pool. Isn't he cute???

Snuggle's Revenge: Rise of Snuggle Part 3

Finally, it's done!!! I know a lot of you have been asking about it and I finally finished it tonight! Thank you all for waiting patiently. I'd just like to take the time to thank everyone that helped me with this movie in some way, shape or form! THANK YOU! Enjoy! ;) - Chris

P.S. - If it's not playing/working, it may be because Youtube hasn't finished reviewing it yet, so check again in 30 minutes!

Production Delays

Sorry guys but due to some unfortunate circumstances, it's going to take me a little longer to finish Part 3 of "Snuggle's Revenge: Rise of Snuggle!" I have a test coming up and group project so give some time............geez.... what's with all the pressure??

Pure EVIL!!!

Man, I can't get enough of this Chipmunk! PURE evillll!!!

Snuggle's Revenge: Rise of Snuggle Part 2

This is part 2 of Snuggle's Revenge: Rise of Snuggle! Thanks for waiting so patiently! Enjoy! Oh yeah....... and tell your friends please!



Please 'tune in' next week for the chilling conclusion of Snuggle Revenge!!!

Snuggle's Revenge: Rise of Snuggle Part 1

An unsuspecting family gets terrorized by something they'd least expect...



This is the first WEEKLY webisode of this series. Stay tuned to find out what happens next... muhahahahahahaaaa!!!

I'm Shady

Hi everybody!

I just realized I can't look people in the eye for long periods of time... maybe it's b/c I'm SHADY or something... oh well!

Anyway, I just wanted to give a quick update on what's going on with ME. I completed filming a movie with my brother Jeff Mathew and my cousin Cyril Varghese. It's entitled, "Snuggle's Revenge!" I have to edit it which should take another week or so but I will post it AS SOON as I'm done. This is my first attempt at the Thriller genre so cut me some slack. In MY opinion, Cyril and Jeff did an excellent job acting (like goofballs) so you should be highly entertained. Talk to you guys soooon!!!

Chris

Coincidence or Conspiracy: Episode 1

The first in a series of investigative exposes.

Racial Profiling Cut #1

This is just the first cut of a video my friends and I put together. It's all in good fun and is meant to be ironic. Just goes to show you that ANYONE can be a bigot... OR a terrorist!!!

***Update***
Remember, this is just the first cut of this movie. I didn't get to add in a title screen or credits. I'm also thinking of shortening up the first half of the movie. I wanna give credit where it's due, though, so:

Cast:

Random sympathetic passerby: Jeffrey Mathew

Terrorist Accuser #1: Anoop Mathew

Terrorist Accuser #2: Christopher Mathew

John Walker Lindh Lookalike: Ethan Hawke

(Ok, he isn't Ethan Hawke, but it DOES support my "super army" theory

in the "Coincidence or Conspiracy" video above)

Kazhuda (Jackass)

Every year my brothers, cousins and I take a camping trip during spring break. I pieced our insanity together in the form of that crazy show "Jackass". We don't need beer and flashing co-eds to have a wild spring break... just watch!!!